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hi. im louisa hurst. my middle name is clementine because my silly mommy liked that name. funny thing is, im allergic to clementines. even though my middle name is a fruit, it doesnt mean i am one [aka gay]. but i hate people that hate gay people, and if you do, keep it to yourself because otherwise ill just call you stupid.

scenes suck. nobodys tough enough to be hardcore and nobodys sad enough to be emo. the only gangstas are those on the street and being black doesnt make you ghetto. word.

all spanish people do not have big booties and brits dont all have bad teeth. muslims dont all hate the us and asians arent all short. black people arent stupid and jews dont all have big noses. not all native americans gamble and russians arent all into mail order brides. americans arent all fat and not all greeks like to eat a lot. southerners arent all rednecks [but all bush supporters are]. mexicans dont treat women like shit and the french arent all that bad. the end.

i hate political correctness. if i call you a naughty word its because i love you. and what part of politics is correct nowadays anyway? if you dont have any political opinions, then i just wont have any opinions about you.

im an ass. seriously. i support the democratic party. the motherfucking donkeys.

my teams: arsenal, timberwolves, redskins, canadiens, red sox-ish.

i dont like smoking. its stupid and stupid things suck. would you like to die? okay, go smoke. not only does it kill you but it can kill your friends. even though smoking is icky, i like the smell.

im horny. yes, ill admit it. but i dont like when boys talk about other girls even if i dont particularly like him. its annoying and what am i supposed to get out of you talking about that girl you think is hot?

passionfruit smells really yummy and so do violets.

i love getting hickeys because they feel good. i also love soft kisses, romantic boys and hugging.

if someone were to give me a gift i would like something cute and original. if not, ill take a card, thanks.

i have a sarcastic sense of humor and i can act really immature at times, cuz im a child at heart and nobody will change that. i can be serious too, but thats no fun. i never get mad, i just get sad.

one thing that makes me a weenie bit annoyed is when people say your instead of youre, or when people cant find anything good to talk about other than sex. sex is good but if you like it so much why dont you go have it?

i hate bad grammar. i dont talk to people younger than me, and since all my friends are at least 16, they should all know how to write properly. despite my fear of bad grammar, i never use capital letters or apostrophes. yeah, im a major hypocrite.

i like scary movies but theyre only fun when youre watching them with a boy that you can cuddle when youre scared. i like boys a lot.

i used to live in england and germany. i have two siblings. one is chubby the other has a funny voice. i have 5 pets all named after food, and i like to bounce on trampolines. i have one. i also like silly internet games and my favorite color is black. then comes pink.

music = life.

poser is a stupid word.

im not a vegetarian anymore, but i used to be and i wish i still were. i skipped first grade when i moved to the us so im a year younger than all of my friends, at least.

i sabrina. shes my pretty wife.

all i need now is a husband. or at least a boyfriend. so would you like to be my new friend? byebye lover.

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